tumblr is gonna make more money off blaze, checkmarks, crabs, and shoelaces than it has under verizon and yahoo combined all because the users here have a sense of humour incomprehensible to most of civilisation. this website would spit on you before it’ll buy something from an ad but by GOD does it know how to spend money on bullshit
nobody bitch about the tumblr checkmark this is the funniest shit staff has pulled in months and its absolutely contributing to the landlord-firing-gunshots-at-passing-cars vibe of the past week
I don’t mind too much if the Twitter users immigrate to tumblr.
However I will start Biting if tumblr becomes the standard social media site everyone uses.
My employers don’t need to know that I am a clown and this is the circus I frequent. They don’t need to learn about the chainsaws I juggle or the jokes I yell while entering a tiny car with a bunch of other clowns.
Turn the reblogs back on coward
She saw her moment and got glossed up for it
im fucking reveling in the glory of tumblr right now btw. everyone is posting like its 2013 to scare off twitter refugees and 1) its working and 2) its fucking FUN. no other platform could be this unified. this isnt commitment to the bit its thousands of superwholock sleeper agents being activated all at once
nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post
Ok so we all love a hyperfixation but does anyone else ever avoid certain things because you feel like you don’t have the time to be fixated on that, or that you aren’t in the right headspace for this to become your latest obsession
What do you think is special about this story, of Our Flag Means Death? What do you think the magic is of this show? (x)
Niall girls really won. It must be so calm and peaceful over there.
I don’t care if HBO are literally letting rainbow streamers out of their offices and just pretending that they’re the biggest allies to ever exist. I care that my beloved show is coming back, that it’s not just getting a one off episode to tie up loose ends, we’re getting a season 2, we’re getting an entire season more of these amazing messed up pirates and I’m so happy.
the court jesters aren’t serving cunt your majesty
Supernatural, the longest queer bait, has struck again






